Timeline Sticker
$14.00
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Timeline Sticker
$14.00
Our "I Do Not Recommend This Timeline" sticker is the official one-star review of modern existence, delivered deadpan for everyone watching the car crash in slow motion. It's an 11" x 3" waterproof vinyl bumper sticker made for bumpers, laptops, lockers, and the office fridge where someone keeps quoting billionaires. Anti-fascist, anti-MAGA, or just anti-this-mess, it's the passive-aggressive sigh you've been needing. Gift it to your most doom-scrolling friend. Radical clarity, zero hope, all vibes.