{"product_id":"if-you-think-im-short-mug-15-oz","title":"If You Think I'm Short Mug 15 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you think I'm short, you should see my patience. The height is what it is. The patience is shorter. Both are non-negotiable facts about her constitution.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis if you think I'm short mug puts the real measurement on the table. The height is one thing. The patience is the more relevant statistic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho this is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe petite woman whose patience is the shorter of her two measurements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe gag gift for the friend whose patience has never matched her height for altitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone needing an if you think I'm short you should see my patience mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe short. In height. Shorter in patience. Accurate on both.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for the ones who have heard the short jokes and whose patience departed before the joke finished. The height is the least short thing about her right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a gift she will actually use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eShort: height. Shorter: patience. Measurement: taken correctly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Peachy Sunday","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":48972075073726,"sku":"1032-9816-102116978-47456","price":21.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.projore.store\/products\/if-you-think-im-short-mug-15-oz","provider":"Projore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}