Flowers Hoodie & Sweatshirt

For the ungovernable stoner with a green thumb and no time for metaphors, this blunt and botanical design is exactly what it says it is. The front print features three gloriously hi-res macro shots of cannabis in full bloom, framed by the words “Stop and Smell the Flowers” in a font that feels like a D.A.R.E. dropout found Photoshop. It’s not subtle, and neither are you. Made for anti-authoritarians, weed enjoyers, plant lovers, and anyone who thinks nature is best appreciated lit and legally questionable. Extremely comfortable but not scratch-and-sniff just yet. Available here on hoodies and crewneck sweatshirts.