The shirt that says everything before you open your mouth. Front and center: FAFO in oversized, lightning-bolt rock lettering that reads from across a parking lot. This women's baby tee is cut in a retro Y2K silhouette that works fitted and cropped, or sized up for something baggier and more relaxed.
Available in black, kelly green, red, and royal blue. A solid gift for anyone who runs out of patience faster than most, it also works as a souvenir from whatever era you stopped explaining yourself to people who weren't going to listen anyway.